Sex toy went like a bomb

HASLAND, DERBYSHIRE[QP German/Bomb Security/Sex Toy Guest Reporter Desk] To explode a VILLAGE yesterday and the bomb group blocked, which was inside called, in order a humming package - failed to be a SEX TOY. Post office staff selected 999, when the package began to form noises. Spindles closed the main street in Hasland, in Derbyshire and in avowed inhabitants, in order to remain at home. Publication boss Steve of ambulatory dealers said: „We thought that terrorists had trickled the village.